Click the card to learn about the
film sensation* of 2002!
*The
"sensation" in question refers to the
sensation of sight and hearing, which are
actually more senses than sensations, and are
plural, and none of it especially useful in
describing a film, be it short, feature-length,
or otherwise. Whatever. Sue
me. Actually, please don't.
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Pete Burrito's
Outdated Diary!
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For
Mar. 18, 2002
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For
Mar. 18, 2002
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an excerpt from:
The Hollywood
Lap Dance
You shop among
the stars, eat burritos among the stars, get
stuck in traffic among the stars -- stars are
always around you, and if you're even remotely
cool, you play it cool around them. My
first celebrity-spotting, I trembled with
excitement to see the liquid metal Terminator
ahead of me in line for a smoothie. In
time, I settled down, and by the time I asked an
Emmy-winning actress if she was David Spade's
hairdresser, I was a veritable cucumber.
Apologetic and embarrassed, but cucumbric
nonetheless.
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